SHULER KING MERCH STORE
Welcome to the Official Shuler King Merch Store!
This ain’t just a store — it’s a whole experience. Whether you’re a long-time fan or just found out who the King of Comedy really is, you’ve come to the right place. Grab your gear, rep the crown, and let the world know you ain’t afraid to ask: “UHHH! ANYBODY WANNA TELL ME?!”
☕ Anybody Wanna Tell Me Mug $20.00
Start Your Day With a Laugh.
This ain’t your grandma’s coffee mug. Sip like royalty with the official “Anybody Wanna Tell Me?!” mug, featuring Shuler KIng the World Funniest Funeral Director and signature his signature punchline. Perfect for the kitchen, the office, or that one cousin who talks too much.
😷 Anybody Wanna Tell me Mask $20.00
Step outside in style and comedy with the official “Anybody Wanna Tell Me?!” face mask. Whether you’re running errands, flying cross-country, or just dodging foolishness, this mask gets the job done.
✅ Comfortable & breathable
✅ Washable & reusable
✅ Crowd-stopping punchline
Let the world know: your face might be covered, but your personality ain’t!
Because even in a mask… you still got jokes.
👕 Anybody Wanna Tell Me Tee $30.00
Uhhh! These Tees Ain’t No Joke.
Get your hands on the official “Anybody Wanna Tell Me?!” T-shirt — now in multiple colors! Made with premium cotton, soft feel, and 100% guaranteed to make people smile when they see you walk by. Wear the laugh. Own the line.